Came across an interview with none other than Steven Tyler in an issue of Elle magazine last night (side note: I have no idea how I have a subscription to Elle magazine...it began arriving in my mailbox a little under a year ago, unbidden.)
The following quote is both hilarious & gross:
Elle: When you and Joe [Perry] competed for women, who won?
ST: Well, we didn't compete, but we did share. And the crabs won.